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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

I want to be her!!!

I love her.
I've been dying to tell you how much I love her.
I mean, I want to be her. I always have.
(You can pray for me if you want, that I want to be a "witch."
I'm totally fine with it.)
I don't want to be her, like with her most annoying husband Darren, who
is totally unworthy of the most beautiful woman ever. (Truly, if you asked me who is the most beautiful woman of all time, I think it's her!) But I want to look like her, and have her superpowers.
Think about it! Have you seen what she could do? Do you know how this would change your life?
I think about it all the time. I've probably spent a hundred hours thinking about it from childhood up until now. If I watch an episode, which I can at anytime now because my wonderful husband bought me the first season on DVD, I just can't stop day dreaming about twinkling my nose, and poofing-up dinner, or when she makes the vacuum cleaner work on its own! Or snapping my fingers and having lunch in Paris. Can you imagine? Why didn't God give me superpowers? I could handle it. I'm sure I could.
I used to think I also wanted to be Jeannie, but then I grew up and realized she was a dim-wit. AND, she was paired up with that totally over-bearing jerk of an astronaut for a master. Yeah, the smoke and the bottle were really cool, but she was always baring her midriff and was shacked up with that guy. And she truly had the IQ of an eight-year-old.
I found this website while looking for the picture of Elizabeth Montgomery (above) asking the poignant question, "Jeannie or Samantha? Which would you rather be?" There's no doubt about it, Samantha. She rocks.
I so want to be her!


Kathryn Berilla said...

I love her too. I always wanted to be Tabitha and have her as my mom. What an exciting place to live...think of the things she did and NEVER got in trouble!!

Melodi said...

Count me in! I always tried twitching my nose, but LOVED the adorable way that Tabitha moved HER nose! You know....Emma is as cute as Tabitha....you never know....

Hendrick Family said...

I love Samantha too.

I remember pretending like I was her.

I also remember being FREAKED out that her husband changed with out warning.

So, who did you guys like best?

The old Darrin or the new Darrin?

Kathryn Berilla said...

Oh definately the old Darrin. He had a sweet innocence about him and he really loved Samantha

The new Darrin was scary and he always looked mad and irritated.

Jennifer Bacak said...

Neither Darren.
I think they were both totally annoying, and a totally unfit match for the mega-beautiful, magical Samantha.
Not that I've thought much about it...

Melodi said...

I can't remember which one came first! I do remember, though, watching an interview with one of them, and he was like 80 years old and on oxygen. He looked awful and it was so sad!